One-off Review — €59
The Diagnosis. Send me your site. I'll tell you what's wrong.
A plain-English PDF report — 5 prioritised issues, Lighthouse scores, and mobile QA — delivered to your inbox within 3 working days.
€59 once. No subscription. You own the report.
- What it is.
- A one-off manual review of your live website, delivered as a PDF. I check your site against your stated goal and write up the five things most likely to be costing you enquiries or trust.
- Who it's for.
- Solopreneurs with an existing site — Wix, Squarespace, WordPress, or custom — that isn't performing the way they hoped. You don't need to know what's wrong. That's what you're paying for.
- What you'll get.
- A PDF with: the verdict, 5 prioritised issues (each with a fix-today and a fix-with-a-build option), Lighthouse scores, and mobile QA notes.
- How long it takes.
- Within 3 working days of payment. Not automated — I review every site personally.
What's in the report
Five sections. No filler. No hidden upsells.
The Verdict
One sentence on the single biggest thing holding your site back. No waffle.
5 Prioritised Issues
Ranked by impact. Each with: what's wrong, how to fix it yourself today, and what a build would do instead.
Lighthouse Scores
Performance, Accessibility, Best Practices, SEO — your four numbers with plain-English context.
Mobile QA Notes
What it actually looks like on a phone. Most sites look fine on a MacBook and broken on a Samsung.
No Jargon. Ever.
The report reads like a message from someone who knows your site — not a technical brief you need a degree to parse.
Sample report
This is what lands in your inbox.
The example below is fictional. Real reports match your site and your goal.
Site Review
https://example-trade.ie
Prepared for
sample@example.ie
May 2026
The Verdict
The site looks professional on desktop but loses most mobile visitors before they find a way to contact you.
5 Prioritised Issues
On a 390px screen the hero image fills the viewport and the contact button is off-screen. Visitors leave without scrolling.
Fix today
Add a sticky 'Call us' button to the mobile header using your page builder's mobile layout options.
The proper fix
A proper mobile-first redesign with a floating CTA anchored to the bottom of the viewport.
Three hero images are served at full camera resolution (3840 × 2560 px). This causes a 7-second load on 4G.
Fix today
Run images through squoosh.app and re-upload as WebP at 1200px wide. Free and takes 10 minutes per image.
The proper fix
Automatic next/image optimisation with lazy loading and responsive sizes baked into the build.
The footer has a Google Maps embed but no link to your Google Business Profile. Review requests and local SEO signals are being lost.
Fix today
Add a direct link to your Google Business Profile in the footer.
The proper fix
Schema markup with LocalBusiness + geo-coordinates that signals your service area to Google.
After submitting the form, the page reloads silently. Visitors don't know if it worked.
Fix today
In your page builder, enable the 'Thank you' redirect or success message on form submit.
The proper fix
A server action with an instant toast + a confirmation email to the submitter.
Google is auto-generating descriptions from page content. This reduces click-through rate from search results.
Fix today
Write a 150-character description for each page in your page builder's SEO settings.
The proper fix
Per-page generateMetadata() with keyword-rich descriptions baked into each route.
Lighthouse Scores
Mobile QA Notes
Tested on Chrome DevTools 390px (iPhone 14 Pro) and a real Samsung Galaxy A54. Navigation hamburger menu does not close on link tap. Hero text overflows container below 375px. Footer columns collapse correctly.
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Every issue in this report is something I fix as part of a build.
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Common questions
How long does it take?
Within 3 working days of payment. I run the checks manually — no automated tool dump. You get a real review.
Is this just a Lighthouse report?
No. Lighthouse scores are one section. The main report is a human review: I look at your copy, your layout, your mobile experience, your contact path, and your page speed — then tell you what matters most for your goal.
My site isn't live yet. Can I still order?
The Diagnosis is for live sites. If you're still in planning, start with the free Website Brief template instead.
Can you fix what you find?
Yes. The report includes a 'The proper fix' column for every issue — that's what a developer would do to solve it properly. If you want the fixes done for you, the report links to where you can scope a build.
What if I don't agree with the report?
Reply to the delivery email. I'm always happy to explain my reasoning or look at something a second time.
Do you review sites in languages other than English?
Yes — the technical review doesn't require me to read your copy. I'll note language-specific issues I can see and flag anything I can't assess.
Last reviewed: May 2026
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